How to throw a "Oscars" party!

How to throw a "Oscars" Party

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Step 1

Make sure that you have plenty of comfortable seating and that everyone will have a clear view of the television.
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Step 2

Make a 90-minute mix tape of recognizable movie themes to play in the background before and after the ceremony. Put the tape deck on repeat.
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Step 3

Dress for the Oscars. Wear tuxes and evening gowns with rhinestone necklaces.
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Step 4

Announce guests over a microphone as they arrive. For example, "And now please welcome last year's winner of the best supporting soccer coach, Stan Murphy."
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Step 5

Provide appetizers and both alcoholic and nonalcoholic beverages.
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Step 6

Pass out pens and ballots listing all the nominees and have everyone vote on who they think is going to win before the ceremony starts.
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Step 7

Tally results after the ceremony ends.
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Step 8

Present a fake plastic Oscar to the person who got the most right. Encourage the winner to make an acceptance speech.